Why: I originally bought this shirt because it was both the most ridiculous and funniest shirt I have ever seen. It also contradictory to myself considering I have a full head of hair, and I was in high school when I bought it. I wore this shirt all the time after I bought it. Due to the anxiety this shirt causes my wife, I don't wear it anymore. She really hates it. She has threatened to throw it away if I ever got a speeding ticket. I've gotten two, but the shirt is still around. It's wrinkled in the picture because she hid it from me and only let me take it out for this project. I'm wearing it right now.