Andy, Brooklyn, NY

Who: Andy, 31
What: red cotton
When: a few summers ago
Where: a gift from my sister
Why: My sister also got one of these for my dad, my brother, and her husband, because we're all crazy conservatives. I don't see her husband very often, they live across the country, but it seems that every time I do he's wearing this t-shirt. I don't wear this often because it bleeds onto my undershirt. Which I like. Because I bleed red.